Will Strip for Education

As an eighteen year old attractive white female with nice boobs, thanks to baby Taylor, I have decided that to pay for college I am going to try and become a centerfold for Playboy magazine. I have been researching this for some time now and thinkI may have a shot. My only concern was that I'm very short ( 5'1) as my mom pointed out, but after looking on the playboy website I noticed that the average height of a centerfold is only 5'4! So the only things I have left to do in my quest to be in the pages of a sticky magazine are as follows

1. Take some pictures to send in to editors
2. Provide proof of my age and identity
3. A short summary of my life, goals, interests and where I live.
4. Get a little luck

Easy!

Dom Vs. Mom

So, as you may know, my mom and boyfriend ( ma baby daddy ) are currently butting heads, as usual. They are still making violent threats about each other ( to me of course) and then smiling and asking how the others day was when they pass each other in the kitchen. But 2 days ago they stopped being fake and started saying what they really felt about each other ( my brilliant idea) and needless to say we're now living with HIS mother...

Anyways, while we were hanging out with Stridge last night my mom calls and asks if my boyfriend would be interested in going to work with my stepdad! Can you say set-up, theyre always looking for ways for him to come up short...

They just left, updates will be posted later!

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Cleaning Out Your System In 3 Days

Got a drop in 2 days? An important job interview?
Here is how to pass your drop in just 3 days. guaranteed!
Start by obtaining some niacin with "flushing reaction" - it will state this on the bottle. For those of you who don't know Niacin is a vitamin and can be obtained at almost any drug store. Take 700 miligrams to ensure proper flushing of the skin and body. You will know that the Niacin has taken effect when your skin become red and irritated, similar to a sunburn. ( Not pleasant but it works). This should only last 10-15 minutes depending on your metabolism. This must be done 2 days prior to drug test.

After the ingestion of niacin you must continually drink upwards of 2 gallons of water leading up ti the drop. However, watch how much water you consume in one sitting as it is dangerous to consume too much water at one time - no really!

Vaccines Vs. Autism

My daughter ( who is absolutely perfect/adorable/amazing) is about to hit 3 months old and is about due for her vaccines. This is supposed to be one of the unpleasant things as a parent that you grit your teeth and go through. Except with all of the late buzz about zaccines being linked to autism, Im scared to freakin death. I want to just take her and run away to a vaccine free island. Im a bad mom if I dont and Im going against my best mom judgement if I do? What the hell? I dont know what to do. I need to figure out exactly what will be going into my baby!

Mama Drama

So. I live in my house with my mom, her flavor of the week, my boyfriend and my new baby girl. Things have been tense here for, well... since the beginning of time. Its just been my mom and I on our own ever since I was little. But since we both hit the dating scene ( me for the first time and her for the 5 millionth) the bitch in both of us has come shrieking out.

I always feel for some reason that its her fault though. She is the most stubborn person I have ever met. I love her but geesh, sometimes, i mean come on, give me a friggen break. My boyfriend, hes a great guy, not perfect but perfect for me. Its like hes good at everything i suck at ( driving, cooking) and Im good at everything he sucks at ( mom issues, spelling) . So what he can't spell "wrong"?? Hes hott too!

All Im saying is my life yould be alot easier if my mom would quit kicking my damn boyfriend out everytime were getting along! Its hard enough being 17 , in college and having a brand new baby. Now I have to do it all by myself? "F" that B. "F" that.

Vodka & Cheetos: HomeComing '08

Vodka & Cheetos: HomeComing '08

HomeComing '08

Today was homecoming. Homecoming means a few more things than just a football game and a dance. To me homecoming means, my birthdays almost here. November 3rd! It also means my 2nd anniversary for me and my boyfriend.

Crib Sheets

I was at babys r us today. I found this crib set that would be perfect for my daughter! It was hot pick with a big fleur de lis on it. I want to buy it for my daughter so can someone please click on my adsenses???

Day 2

So... I just got adsense and am hoping to generate some revenue that way. Im so excited that this is all starting to come together. Just today I have entered my site in at Zimbio and Technorati. Im also trying to figure out whats up with these rss feed things I keep reading about.

Working Hard or Hardly Working?

I didnt create this blog because I wanted an electronic diary. I didnt create this blog because I wanted to write down my feelings. Honestly, I made this blog so that I could get tons of traffic and make a huge profit using adsense and be able to send my daughter to college. Sounds pretty crazy huh? I mean it is possible but usually that take tons of hours of hard worl ( I'm lazy) an interesting niche of knowledge ( what the hell do I know) and a way of writing that draws people in ( sighs). But after hours of trying to figure out a different way to make some loot using the net this seemed to be the most logical thing to try.
First I tried to become a medical transcriptionist. ( haha) I even took the time to type out what the e-doctor was saying and send the stupid email in about the 40 yr old with osteoporosis who needed calcium blah blah blah... then with the helpful advice of my well meaning boyfriend, I made a website about video game cheats. What the hell do I know about video game cheats... staaarike 2!
So now, Im down to the wire. Its either this or I start selling all of my clothing on ebay and then if I still come up short... my bodyyyjust kidding. Needless to say, this needs to work. So if you want to help me out, just visit my site, read a stupid blog and google something. : D

The Beginning

This blog is an attest to my vague attempts to make money using the world wide web. I am a 18 year old college student/mom from a small town in a black whole in MI. I enjoy cooking and cleaning for some reason and love the smell of new shoes. I need money... and fast. I actually thought I was being creative trying to make money on the internet but guess what... Im totally not! If this doesnt make me rich at least I can just use it to put my two cents in with out actually opening my big mouth. I think Ill go and think of other ways to make money using my "creativeness"...

All for now

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