New Beginning

After some time of doing the same thing over and over you begin to question if the way that things are going is even right. You sometimes begin to doubt yourself and your methods of self fulfillment. It is times such as these where you need to step out side yourself and ask yourself. If I was someone else what would I think of me?

How would I rate my self from someone elses point of view. After doing this I have decided the following: There are trillions of dollars out there, Im sure as hell gonna get my slice of the american pie. I am going to be the best parent I can possibly be and make sure that I dont accept hand outs to give my daughter the life she deserves. Im gonna be sexy smooth and just give %1000 to reep my total %100. Make sense??

Well it does to me. I am outlining the way to be the happiest, best, most powerful me that I possibly can be. The possibilities are endless. Sometimes I think about all of the 15 year old jabillionaires out there and wonder why isnt that me?? Im smart enough Im pretty enough. Wheres my cut? Maybe Ill cure cancer, maybe Ill start my own soda company who knows??

I work hard and do what right. Well the gloves are coming off and Cait from VodkaNCheetos is now going to start doing things the right way. This will be followed in a few new blogs I am starting such as... ( to be continued)

Thanks for following. Let the force be with you.

Best For Baby

As of right now I am facing a dilemma. I got the offer of a lifetime. Dom ( baby daddys ) aunt offered to let us move in with her rent free.... Sounds perfect right? No rules, extra help with T boo. but for some reason I find myself being apprehensive, I have live in this house for 5 years now and to all of a sudden uproot without knowing what will come of my decision is a really scary thing for me. This would be an amazing opportunity. His aunt loves T and Me and Dom and shes sweet and nice and doesnt have a substance abuse problem which totally blows my mind. Its hard to find somebody like this nowadays.

... It just seems like I grew up but didnt really, if you know what Im saying. Im 18, a mom, a college student I want to be independant but I cant even make up my mind about where I want to live. I find myself wanting to please everybody but thats impossible but pleasing myself just seems completely out of the question...

Barely Legal

Last night I got a baby sitter and went to the local strip joint. Trust me, its really not my speed and I will admit I have taken some cheap shots at strippers. But after last night I have found a new appreciation for these entertainers.

First, when we arrived I proudly pulled out my ID and showed it to the bouncer. Then I proceeded into the strobe light lit club with poles in the tables and sat down and ordered a drink. A girl came over and offered me a dance but I declined as Im not really into the coochy.

As the night went on me and my best friend moved towards the stage and started tossing out our ones and yelling for the girls to strip. Then one of the girls ripped our shirts of and everyone cheered. It was a grand moment for me and the girls were sooo nice. I love exotic dancers!

Community College

So. I know its been a really long time since my last post and trust me a lot has happened. I just started another semester at LCC and am working towards my IDMS certificate and associates degree. And trust me I have been busting my ass!

This is the daily grind... I get up at 7 with my daughter I feed her, change her and dress her. I do some homework and maybe if Im lucky work in a quick snack. Then I play with her, boggle my mind about ways to make money, ponder my future, then I proceed to tuck bugaboo into seepy seepy for a nap. Then I do more homework, then I do more homework, then I get Tay Tay ready for bed, my bed, and do ... MORE HOMEWORK!


Can I just graduate already???

Heres a class frazzled mommy 101

Will Strip for Education

As an eighteen year old attractive white female with nice boobs, thanks to baby Taylor, I have decided that to pay for college I am going to try and become a centerfold for Playboy magazine. I have been researching this for some time now and thinkI may have a shot. My only concern was that I'm very short ( 5'1) as my mom pointed out, but after looking on the playboy website I noticed that the average height of a centerfold is only 5'4! So the only things I have left to do in my quest to be in the pages of a sticky magazine are as follows

1. Take some pictures to send in to editors
2. Provide proof of my age and identity
3. A short summary of my life, goals, interests and where I live.
4. Get a little luck

Easy!

Dom Vs. Mom

So, as you may know, my mom and boyfriend ( ma baby daddy ) are currently butting heads, as usual. They are still making violent threats about each other ( to me of course) and then smiling and asking how the others day was when they pass each other in the kitchen. But 2 days ago they stopped being fake and started saying what they really felt about each other ( my brilliant idea) and needless to say we're now living with HIS mother...

Anyways, while we were hanging out with Stridge last night my mom calls and asks if my boyfriend would be interested in going to work with my stepdad! Can you say set-up, theyre always looking for ways for him to come up short...

They just left, updates will be posted later!

<3

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Cleaning Out Your System In 3 Days

Got a drop in 2 days? An important job interview?
Here is how to pass your drop in just 3 days. guaranteed!
Start by obtaining some niacin with "flushing reaction" - it will state this on the bottle. For those of you who don't know Niacin is a vitamin and can be obtained at almost any drug store. Take 700 miligrams to ensure proper flushing of the skin and body. You will know that the Niacin has taken effect when your skin become red and irritated, similar to a sunburn. ( Not pleasant but it works). This should only last 10-15 minutes depending on your metabolism. This must be done 2 days prior to drug test.

After the ingestion of niacin you must continually drink upwards of 2 gallons of water leading up ti the drop. However, watch how much water you consume in one sitting as it is dangerous to consume too much water at one time - no really!

Vaccines Vs. Autism

My daughter ( who is absolutely perfect/adorable/amazing) is about to hit 3 months old and is about due for her vaccines. This is supposed to be one of the unpleasant things as a parent that you grit your teeth and go through. Except with all of the late buzz about zaccines being linked to autism, Im scared to freakin death. I want to just take her and run away to a vaccine free island. Im a bad mom if I dont and Im going against my best mom judgement if I do? What the hell? I dont know what to do. I need to figure out exactly what will be going into my baby!

Mama Drama

So. I live in my house with my mom, her flavor of the week, my boyfriend and my new baby girl. Things have been tense here for, well... since the beginning of time. Its just been my mom and I on our own ever since I was little. But since we both hit the dating scene ( me for the first time and her for the 5 millionth) the bitch in both of us has come shrieking out.

I always feel for some reason that its her fault though. She is the most stubborn person I have ever met. I love her but geesh, sometimes, i mean come on, give me a friggen break. My boyfriend, hes a great guy, not perfect but perfect for me. Its like hes good at everything i suck at ( driving, cooking) and Im good at everything he sucks at ( mom issues, spelling) . So what he can't spell "wrong"?? Hes hott too!

All Im saying is my life yould be alot easier if my mom would quit kicking my damn boyfriend out everytime were getting along! Its hard enough being 17 , in college and having a brand new baby. Now I have to do it all by myself? "F" that B. "F" that.