Barely Legal

Last night I got a baby sitter and went to the local strip joint. Trust me, its really not my speed and I will admit I have taken some cheap shots at strippers. But after last night I have found a new appreciation for these entertainers.

First, when we arrived I proudly pulled out my ID and showed it to the bouncer. Then I proceeded into the strobe light lit club with poles in the tables and sat down and ordered a drink. A girl came over and offered me a dance but I declined as Im not really into the coochy.

As the night went on me and my best friend moved towards the stage and started tossing out our ones and yelling for the girls to strip. Then one of the girls ripped our shirts of and everyone cheered. It was a grand moment for me and the girls were sooo nice. I love exotic dancers!